colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008

bifter shifter

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.

"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"

by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*

Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.

by T-Baggen June 18, 2011

Bit Shifter

One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.

Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!

by Orion76 November 25, 2011

Shifter sitter

When a male or female sits on a gear shifter in a car & has an intense orgasm. The shifter may be inserted into the vagina or anus.

I went to use my car this morning & my gear shifter was all sticky, must’ve had another shifter sitter last night.

by Doctor Doug August 14, 2019

shwiffer

Rachet bitch that shweefs constantly and typically reeks of poop

That hoe Hailey is such a stinky shwiffer

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022