Shrewsbury

A town in Shrewsbury, Massachusetts or known as leakbury. The lack of things to do in this town causes people to share every secret there is. Even the most trusted person becomes a leak.

I'm not telling you anything you live in Shrewsbury ..cough cough leakbury cough cough.....

by Briguy4099 November 18, 2016

shrew

A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.

Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any

Later...

Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!

by vinny_R February 10, 2008

Shrewsbury High

A drug ridden hellhole of a school. full of slut buckets saying "cool story bro" and drug addled homosexuals, this includes cheerleaders who are pregnant or may become pregnant and where "wicked" is still used as a adjective. You would have a better time cutting off, cooking and eating your own dick then visiting this spunk covered school.

Tommy: You wanna a quick and wicked fucking in the back of my car? It is parked in the shrewsbury high parking lot!

Amanda: Cool story bro, needs more goats!

by Mattj120 March 25, 2012

Shrewsbury

A small village that regularly floods and is located in Shropshire, too close really to Wolverhampton for most people's liking. The town is also nicknamed "Salop", however none of the locals seem to know why. Many refer to it as "The Shire".

Shrewsbury repeatadly floods every day, and the football team have recently re-trained themselves to become water polo players.

by Jonny Winter January 23, 2007

Shrewsbury

A city in Central MA, bordering Worcester,MA, a bunch of white kids, maybe 9 black kids in the high school. In general, kids are either preps or white "gangstas" Weed is common, and many claim they do, and can get harder drugs such as ecstasy, cocaine, etc. yet about 3 kids have access to it. Towns flooded with mids, danks are rare and expensive.

Sometimes nicknamed "Snoozebury" because there is no place to have fun, therefore we smoke weed instead. Theres AMF bowling alley, which is fun maybe twice a year. If your desperate you make the 20min. ride to solomon pond mall, but stay away from greendale mall, shits scary.

Im so fucking bored, theres nothing to do in Shrewsbury (aka Snoozebury), lets just smoke weed.

by Snoozebury July 20, 2009

Screwmail

The ability to take a received email, hit reply to all, add a few more addresses (like the Sr VP for example), Then change what the original sender sent you to something insane, type your response and hit send. (Usually done to the annoying email happy coworkers, or just to fuck with your coworkers in general.) Even better when you send on and don't include the original sender...

Terry - Suzanne check your email -

Suzanne - Nice - hey James great idea!
Sr VP - James, can I see you in my office please?
James - Yes, sir.
Sr VP - According to an email I just received, you want to give my daughter a Strawberry Shortcake?
James - Uhhh no, sir. I was telling Terry that my mom made a great strawberry shortcake last weekend. I think he Screwmailed me.

by LiptonLipton October 14, 2009

shrewdew

very cool person. very funny and very very amazing. just the BEST thing to exist

shrewdew is amazing

by anonymous1245869384 July 26, 2021