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Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces
Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.
by Redberry September 10, 2018
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shreidded

Repeated ripping or tearing of a sail because of neglect.
Because the sail had not been covered to protect it from the sun's rays for an extended period of time, the wind shreidded it mercilessly.
by Aloha27 February 20, 2008
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The Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."
"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."
by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008
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passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)
Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.
by Ned7 October 23, 2013
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Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.
That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude
by G str1ng January 6, 2009
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Super Shredder Status

When one Person(s) Phsyical Abilty is Greatly Superior to everyone elses... making everyone else look like a weakling.
"Damn!, did you see john knock thoes two guys out!?"
"yeah!, he was on Super Shredder Status!"
by WakaFlockaSauce June 23, 2011
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super shredder

Someone that is able to do all three: skate, surf, and snowboard.
Jim: Chad's good at everything! Is he known as just a skater?
Tim: No, bro, he's a super shredder.
by skater500 January 10, 2020
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