shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.

That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!

by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005

Kraft Shingles

When you take a package of Kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls anus like shingles. You then proceed to anally sex her up until the point of ejaculation. Then you must cum upon her shingles. It might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. Once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. Dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the balls.

We totally Kraft Shingled his whole family and they didn't even know!

I've experienced Kraft Shingles before. I never got over it.

by Wackattack. June 10, 2011

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio

Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Shingleberry

A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.

Did you get a Shingleberry from sleeping in your semen again?

by CobberDingo July 11, 2018

Shingle

A geeky shaking dance done traditionaly by nerds. Arms up and wiggling with head.

Everybody in the house do the shingle!

by Artosonic August 5, 2008