shot in the dick

An excuse used to get out of something dangerous

Guy 1: You gonna join the protest?
Guy 2: No man. I might get shot in the dick!

by Rebel2012 October 2, 2020

a rainbow shot out of my dick

“A rainbow shot out of my dick” is ASAP Rocky’s description of using hallucinogenic drugs that kicked in while he was having sex.

“No lie, a rainbow shot out of my dick. It had a sound with it like a piano. I have no idea why there was a rainbow coming out of my penis.”

ASAP Rocky on using L.S.D. for the first time will having sex.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Shoot Yourself in the Dick

The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.

Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.

by KaylenAtStarz October 15, 2013

Dick me down shorts

Another name for booty shorts that imply that you want to get fucked or dicked down

-look at that girl with the booty shorts
-damn boy, those are some dick me down shorts cause I'd dick her down

by Emiwiththeminishorts May 31, 2016

Dick Cheney Duck Shot

When a guy pulls his penis out of a woman before nutting, and swings it to the side and nuts on the person next to him.

"Oh No I am gonna nut, *pulls out* Oh, sorry about that Dick Cheney Duck Shot on your face"

by Cupcake_Kid November 1, 2009

vagina, ass, dick, shoot

Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot is an amazing game. It is a variation of rock, paper, scissor, shoot, or Rochambeau. In this game, you call out, Vagina, Ass, Dick, and Shoot. When you call shoot, you show whatever your doing. Vagina beats ass because vagina can shoot a baby at ass, and dick beats vagina because dick can poke vagina. Also, ass beats dick because ass can suffocate dick. This game was invented by a few kidsfrom Avonworth Middle School. They we're looking for a variation on the game Rock, Paper, Scissor, Shoot, which they used to see who would take out the trash.

"Hey man, i dont really wanna take out the trash today," said Little boy Johnny. "It's ok dude, just play Vagina, Ass, Dick, Shoot with Bob, im sure you'll beat him!"

by s3x Machine December 31, 2007

shot himself in the dick

When you blow your chances of getting any action after a date with your girlfriend.

Tye: Why did Ritchie's girlfriend just pour her drink over him?

Zane: He just shot himself in the dick by telling her to shut up for a while.

Ritchie: Hey Guys : D

Tye: Dude.. You're so pathetic!

by ZaneyBoi May 14, 2008