Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.
by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008
Get the smart shopper mug.An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.
Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.
by TTCool December 21, 2006
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A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high class store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.
Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---
Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---
Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---
Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---
Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---
Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---
Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.
Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol
Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---
Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---
Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---
Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---
Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---
Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.
Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol
by B ii S H x L O V 3 x H A PP ii May 4, 2009
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I buy a lot of different things because I am an optimistic shopper, and frankly I'm quite proud of it.
by Whatsup123 May 15, 2011
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Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.
by mattballew May 15, 2015
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