1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)
2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar
2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar
bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*
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