shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

by Brotocol May 26, 2011

Shmerhoff

Shmerhoff - verb - to shmer one's hoff.

I shmerhoffed myself.

Man, he just made me shmerhoff.

by SilverPlatinum April 4, 2019

Shmeryl

A shmeryl is a short poem directed from one chanich to another. They say that shmerylling was born in Cloyne but raised in Toronto.

'Nice shmeryl!' 'You have 24 hours to do your shmeryl or you'll get thrown in the lake!'

by Yippy420 April 8, 2020

Shmerbert

the act of pursing one's lips on someone else's navel and blowing, thus making a "bvvvrrrrtt" noise.

He woke her up with a shmerbert, because it was more innocent than motorboating.

by Kit Scrimshaw February 14, 2021

SHOMRIETY

showm-rye-itty
Adjective for "shomer" (not touching the opposite sex due to religious or other reasons)
Term used to describe how being shomer is for you

I'm really struggling with my SHOMRIETY today .. I want to hold his hand so badly!

by Shortyish August 16, 2022

shmernered

1. in between emotions of confusion and calm

2. the stunned look when you havent yet figured out what you are looking at

she's sort of the more shmernered one, the one sort of calmish

by cristinah July 22, 2023

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017