smooshed

Smooshed is a combination of smashed and mashed and smeared.

I left a doughnut in my bag and now the icing is smooshed all over the place.

I thought i was smooshed but you should see Marysia

by mrsneeky December 3, 2010

smoosh

when a man inserts his flaccid penis into a women's vagina.

bro, i smooshed with Sam last night after i creeped at the club.

by LarryLovesLadies September 9, 2010

shoosh

A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.

To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.

"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)

No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!

by DJF2 August 15, 2009

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the exact same time

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

Shmooch

Giving somebody a kiss that is really weird and good, but mainly weird.

I shmooch you!

by Lubsliv October 3, 2018

Shooshboosh

Something that sounds wrong but has no actual meaning behind it... So I'll make a couple up (feel free to add some more!)

1. Toilet

2. Imbecile

3. Soup

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1; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

2; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

3; I need to go to the shooshboosh and defecate.

X)

by natalie sthoup August 5, 2010

Smoosh

During times of desperation, the only way to possibly escape fire and Lava. Made famous by RasericGames, a Let's Play youtube channel

You need to smoosh across the lava if you want the Grand Star!

by RasericGames January 1, 2012