shlarp

Merely a description of a whorish women. Less offensive than using the word slut. Can also be used as an insult.

Bro, you should get Triff to give you oral sex. She's a massive shlarp

by Nic Battersby May 30, 2006

Slarf

When a member of the opposite or same sex removes your dangle from any of their lower orifices and proceeds to slobber furiously.

The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.

"You wouldn't think so, but WOW Bridget knows how to slarf."
"It was kinda weird when she started slarfing all over my junk"
"I totally slarfed my boyfriend last night."

by Richard Pierce October 18, 2007

Shlarp

Shlarp is a word that is commonly used by many men after they have cummed or jizzed all over their partner after have sex.

babe, im so sorry i didnt mean to shlarp all over you and your sister after we had sex. i just couldnt help myself! maybe you should go get a love handle.

by LoveHandlesInc. August 17, 2009

sharf

to shit and barf at the same time, a common symptom of the flu; a more crass version of shomit. A shart will sometimes preclude a sharf, so pray that a toilet is nearby.

"Homey, I have to lay off the Mexican food, especially the tequila shots. I spent all morning on the toilet sharfing my brains out!"

"Dude, you're a sharf monkey!"

"C'mon, don't make me laugh or I'll sharf all over you!"

by Johnny Blanco January 2, 2009

Solarflare

a topical cream used on the wordass/word; or asscream.

I used a solarflare to soothe my inflamed rectum.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

shnarfle

To Snort. Often used in the context of cocaine use.

I shnarfled up a line of blow.

by ShaiGuy February 27, 2008

Shlaff

The bit of skin between your eyebrows.

"Haha! You have a hairy shlaff!!!"

"Show us your shlaff!"

"Get ya shlaff out!"

by Dayjw December 16, 2008