slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

snizzard

a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
©Huber 2011

I hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don't have school tomorrow.

by playwickian2011 January 12, 2011

shizzarondack

One of the highest forms of shizzle
Mountains of shizzle

Those chicken fingers were the shizzarondack of shizzle.
Man that was the shizzle of the shizzarondack.

by Godkiller October 19, 2003

shizzar

Spanish verb directly translating to "to shizzar" in english.

"to shizzar", originating from the latin word "shizorum" means to pinch a loaf (drop a deuce) on the ground in a wide open area.

I'd like to shizzar all over that crop circle!
Yeah dude, shizzaring in that field would be wicked awesome!

by David938472 June 6, 2005

swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

by swizzbo March 5, 2004

slizzard

A southern Ohio term for a slutty girl.

Damn Sarah give good head. She's a dank slizzard.

by Real Heady Krizlo September 29, 2005

slizzard

trife chick, dirty girl, female who gets around.

i had to drop her man, she was such a slizzard.

by Cup April 15, 2004