shittake mushrooms

(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.

Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: Did you tell her she's full of shittake mushrooms?

by G-Nuh August 21, 2006

shittalkeritis

a "disease" people get where they start talking a whole bunch of shit to a specific person for no apparent reason, it is usually contagious..shit-talker-itis

guy 1: yo ambi you should cut down on the booze nigga you're getting huge

ambi: yo man is this shittalkeritis contagious or some shit?

by oxxed person July 30, 2008

shittanked

When a person drinks so much alcohol that they are beyond shitfaced and tanked.

Alex was so shittanked at that party that he lost his pants

by Luke N August 4, 2006

Shitcakes

1. A baked article, usually consisting of egg, flour, milk, sugar, and solid excretory materials.

2. A non-standard vulgarism, typically describing and/or resulting from pain, annoyance, or grievance, optionally consolidated within a string of such vocabulary. Must not be used in conjunction with the personal.

"Here, I've baked some Shitcakes"

"Oh, Shitcakes," "F*cking cretinous Shitcakes!"

However, the following is incorrect;
"What a Shitcake."

by John141 December 26, 2005

Shiitakefaced

Like getting shitfaced, only on mushrooms instead of booze.

Last night my girlfriend dragged me to the Phish show, and even though I totally got shiitakefaced, they still sounded like complete and utter fucking shit.

by classysob August 2, 2011

Un-Shittable-On

1. The ability to stay cheery no matter how much shit life throws at you.

Denise: Wow, Jackie seems so happy. She's all smiles even though David just broke up with her.
Cindy: Yeah, that's Jackie though, she is un-shittable-on.

by Pudge Jefferson December 29, 2009

pussy shitcake fuckball eater

retarted asshole that thinks that cutting thenselves is a good thing and will make the girl/guy they r going out with pay more attention to them because they are being pussy shitcake fuckball eaters. nobody wants to be with a pussy shitcake fuckball eater in any way. beware these simple minded fuckers and RUN AWAY!also a good thing to call any random people you dont like

anne: you bitch! *slap* dont you ever eat my twinkies again
karen: your such a pussy shitcake fuckball eater
anne: *speachless*

by me! muahaha March 3, 2008