dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

by Zack Harrison December 19, 2007

hammered dog shit

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

Dog Shit Sniffer

A person who has extremely weird tastes concerning a wide range of things from bizarre social interactions to food, drink and entertainment.

Doug has no discernible discrimination when it comes to many parts of life in general and it's interactions. The guy is undoubtedly a veritable Dog Shit Sniffer.

by Za Cosmic Clown May 22, 2019

Dog Shit Minefield

An area of land densely populated by dog turds. The clean land to dog shit ratio is so poor that every step has the potential to be olfactorily fatal.

I went for a walk in the park today, but it was a dog shit minefield so now I have to burn my shoes.

by Not So Bright Spark January 17, 2015

Boring as dog shit!

Something or some place that is extreme boring to one. Or just bored to death about something or some place.

Man, this party is boring as dog shit! This football game is boring as dog shit!

by xmonkey September 23, 2010

dog shit player

that one kid on the team who cant hit the fucking baseball for his life

kid1. *falls

kid2. your a dog shit player

by jaqueveontavious September 27, 2020

Dog shit pie

Something that is absolute wank

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007

by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009