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MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.
and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022
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Half a shit sandwich

Something that is really bad but possibly fixable.
The tv series has really become half a shit sandwich but it can easily be saved by adding a younger actor in the cast.
by Hugh Jasphart June 22, 2022
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shit butter sandwich

Annoying conversation with a girl, typically a girlfirend.
Dude, I got caught in Shit Butter Sandwich for over an hour and I was late to work!
by Sir Rusty Trombone May 31, 2006
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Sandwich Shit

When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.
Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?

Guy: Sandwich shit!
by mrincredible September 10, 2012
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Shit breath sandwiched

Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.
I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.
by Shittydick March 3, 2015
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shit storm sandwich

When you're really hungry and hankering for anything to eat and spot two slices of bread eye-ing you across the room. You then take those bread slices and put whatever food/condiments you can find in between them. For example, tortilla chips, peanut butter, and jalapeños. BOOM; SHIT STORM SANDWICH COMIN' AT YA.
Doug McDougster: Oh shit, we have no more food left.
Gary Terd: Uh Doug, haven't you heard of the 'shit storm sandwich?'
Doug McDougster: That's sounds appetizing
Gard Terd: It is, and it only involves a very small amount of shit
by FreshNikeKickz October 4, 2014
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Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017
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