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it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.
dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.
by Anti November 22, 2004
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The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
by SirLeche April 28, 2005
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The collective noun used to describe a group of policemen
A herd of cows, a flock of geese, a shitload of cops.
by not the milkman October 5, 2011
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A shit load is enough fecal matter to fill a toilet bowl. However, if that load plugs the toilet, it is deemed a shit overload.
Kenny: "Call the plumber! David had a shit overload!"
David: "No, no, it was just a shitload. She went down just fine!"
by The can man. December 2, 2011
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Scientists still need to determine a conversion factor between a metric shitload and an imperial butt ton.
by eltjim November 12, 2004
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The Shitload first became common usage during World War II. Farmers, who's sheds were previously full of shit were called upon to empty their shit-filled barns in order to allow for the making of weapons.

A Shitload refers to between 1 and 4 tons of equine or bovine excrement (that's horse and cowshit to you and me). More specifically Shitload describe the overfullness of the trailers used by farmers.
I've got a shitload of hay in my barn.
by Graham Nigel Goddard-Hill August 18, 2005
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An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
by michaelo August 12, 2003
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