Shit cannoli

A cannoli you fill with shit and give to your friend as a prank.

“Ugh what is this?!”
“Hah I got you good with another shit cannoli you FUCKER!”

by Cannoli_shitter July 8, 2018

Shit-Canned

To get absorbinantly drunk, high, or a combination of both to the point where you are well-beyond "Shit-Faced"

"I've got a 2-4,and a Quarter-O, you wanna get Shit-Canned?"

by D-i-Z September 11, 2005

shit-canned

1.) To be terminated by an employer due to a "No call, No Show."
2.) To be fired for not showing up for your shift at work.

Dylan didn't feel like going to work at his Subway job one day when he woke up in the morning. He didn't call in sick or give his employer any notification about skipping work. Dylan got, "Shit-Canned," from Subway.

by Nuggyman420 March 30, 2009

shit-canned

to get shit canned, another way to say having got screwed over.

Hey, man, when where you going to tell me?
What do you want me to say? He shit-canned me.

by Italian Stallion September 24, 2005

Shit Canned

Usually a way to say someone is fired.

But can also mean that they've been fuckin' owned.

Those people in the WTC got shit canned.

by Wasabimoto August 14, 2009

shit canoe

a chili dog, or a hot dog with some sort of processed meat as the condiment. Normally found in vending machines or gas stations with a microwave.

Doug: "hey Justin, want to grab some lunch before lecture?"

Justin: "yeah, but I only got $3 bucks. We better hit the Sunuco and grab a couple shit canoes."

by Joey BeefBuicker November 4, 2012

Shit Canoe

The bowel movement that happens after anal sex.

John and I had butt sex last night and I just took the biggest shit canoe

by Breezy1991 June 12, 2018