aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!
"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"
"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"
"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"
"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"
"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"
by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008
Get the Settle Your Hash mug.Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.
The opposite of a reacher
The opposite of a reacher
Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.
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