Shart Week

When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.

I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.

by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026

sharkweek

that time of the month when a lady undergoes menstruation- ie her period.

boy to girl- what's wrong with you? you're being a bitch.
girl to boy- it's sharkweek.

by ellewinter April 21, 2010

snorkeling on sharkweek

When you go down on a girl that special time of month, getting covered in blood and jucies. Like a shark enjoying a defenseless seal. A rare time to be enjoyed by both, agressive and oddly satisfying.

Stacy: Hey babe i cant its my period.
Jim: awe, it cant be sharkweek already.
Stacy's mom (whos got it going on): Your father and i used to go snorkeling on sharkweek. Blood and juice everywhere, the look on that mans face. Aw, i miss him, could hold his breath for hours.

by HairyFlounder April 22, 2021

sharkweek

shark week refers to the one week of the month where a woman menstruates, hereby bleeding profusely from the vagina. it is coined shark week because the amount of blood that drips/streams out of the vagina resembles an attack carried out by sharks on a human in the ocean. it also feels like a shark is attacking the host. also lasts one week.

human- *reaches out to touch female in the pants
female- no
human- oh but why?
famale- because sharkweek

by envylies January 29, 2016