Shaman

In the southern hemisphere. The Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Bish, past year, I've met this guy who works as a part-time Shaman. We went for a spiritual retirement and gave him some Rakia and we took Ayahuasca. Dude, we were so lifted that we started talking to the cats.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

Shamaned

The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.

"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"

"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"

"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"

by chumbucket21 February 4, 2012

Ksusha Shaman

Girl who is girl representative of the Moscow punk division who slept over with a bunch of crusters and other nonconformists in case of her self esteem. The only reason for her choise for boys is being punk and puberty

Ksusha Shaman is slut af u know dude

by Uralkr July 30, 2023

Reverse Shamanism

You get dumber as you get older.

You're no shaman at all. You're in the state of Reverse shamanism.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023

National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

On the month of April we celebrate the return of an very Awesomeness old school anime known as shaman king with a amazing story, characters, music, and so much more.

National celebrating shaman king's return in april 2021 day

Awesomeness shaman king fans who grow up with shaman king just like me and newer fans who not only watched shaman king but also enjoy ever moment of it as well.

by Yolanda kikou Queen of Brolys February 26, 2021

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024