The Shaft

The shitty end of a bargain.

"Well, in Romney's world, the car gets the elevator, and the works get the shaft!"-Jennifer Granholm Gov of Michigan

by LakelandDem September 11, 2012

Shafted

when you get cheated, stabbed, screwed over, or just have something shoved up your ass.

Person 1: that guy just screwd you over
Person 2: yah i know he shafted me that ass hole

by Adam West is BATMAN April 25, 2007

shaft

To have intercourse. Usually taken from the male perspective

Ya man...I gave that girl a good shaftin' last night

by dogwelder June 15, 2003

a-shaft

Somethimg very very very bad

1)When you are taking a nice hot shower and out of nowhere the water turns to cold, respond by screaming "A-Shaft!"
2)Nuclear Bomb
3)Talking to Yoni
4)When Peter gives you the wrong answer

by Larry T May 03, 2007

The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

by MCRedstoner_115 February 21, 2015

shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.

by Dildo master June 11, 2003

shaft

1)Nothing, Zero, Zilch
See: the shaft
2) the worse possible situation to be stuck in

1)Everybody else got an nice big bonus check, but Dave got The Shaft.
2) Between getting fired, evicted, arrested, beaten-up, and robbed, this week has been the shaft. Maybe New york isn't the best place for me.

by pythonspam November 07, 2003