Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
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A. To have an excessively large penis, most notably in length.
B. In playing beer pong, to set your cups up in a "schafer" means that you want your cups to be re-arranged in a straight line. To be reffered to as a "shafer" means that it must be four or more cups lined up in a straight line.
B. In playing beer pong, to set your cups up in a "schafer" means that you want your cups to be re-arranged in a straight line. To be reffered to as a "shafer" means that it must be four or more cups lined up in a straight line.
First usage:
Person A: "Hey man, did you hear about Dan? He's got a shafer and a half!"
Person B: "Chyeaaa bro he does! I swear that it's gotta be atleast 8 inches!"
Second usage:
Person A: "Yo bro, can you set up my cups in a schafer?"
Person B: "Sure bro!"
Person A: "Hey man, did you hear about Dan? He's got a shafer and a half!"
Person B: "Chyeaaa bro he does! I swear that it's gotta be atleast 8 inches!"
Second usage:
Person A: "Yo bro, can you set up my cups in a schafer?"
Person B: "Sure bro!"
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