sexecution

Woman (or man) on their knees, execution style, recieves a hot load to the back of the head.

The force blew her on her face the first time I gave her a sexecution.

by Joebong May 9, 2005

natural selection

1. Another name for the Columbine High School massacre.

2. Words printed on the shirt worn by Eric Harris as he committed the above.

"Sometime in April me and V will get revenge and will kick natural selection up a few notches" - Eric David Harris

by ColumbineInBloom January 15, 2005

sextionary

A remarkable knowledge of all things relating to sex.

I have quite a remarkable amount of knowledge about sex and all things there of. So much so, I've been dubbed a "walking sextionary".
-orlanahelmes

by Feynt July 12, 2005

Post-Election Selection Trauma

Post-Election Selection Trauma or PEST for short, is a made up disorder for pompus, self-centered, elitist individuals that can't fathom the fact that they lost an election. It is mainly experienced by liberals and French lovers alike, and was first diagnosed after the 2004 Presidential Election. It's symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of withdrawal, feelings of isolation, emotional anger and bitterness, loss of appetite, sleeplessness, nightmares, pervasive moodiness including endless sulking, and being excessively worried about the direction of the country.

In otherwords, the diagnosis is "You're a Sore Loser, get over it."

Hippie: "Bob stopped showing up to our drum circle meetings and couldn't eat his organic humus anymore. He's having intense hypno-therapy sessions and electroshock therapy now. His therapist said he is suffering from PEST, Post-Election Selection Trauma."

Normal Person: "What a pussy."

by Throbbin PNess May 26, 2008

Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.

Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!

by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010

Sexuation

(Noun) 1.Problem or "situation" that can either be solved with or involves at any point the act of sexual intercoarse.

Man1: "Man, Janet is just acting so strange lately. I don't know what to do!"

Man2: "Sounds to me like you've got a sexuation on your hands."

by Zoot Suit Tango May 14, 2012

pandora selection

n. The act of choosing two food items that have the same flavors in one meal. Instead of (or in addition to) identical flavor, food items may have identical shape.

A: What'd you have for lunch?
B: Eh, I made a pandora selection of pizza and Doritos.
A: Lame, dude.

by gator27 July 23, 2011