A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.
"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.
How likely?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
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A magical place on top of a mountain were the motto is "study hard, party hard"; where everyone knows your name and you know everyone else's; a place where your Shakespeare professor can have a beer with you at the local pub; an almost utopian enviroment where college is just an added bonus and character and integrity are the take home prizes
Mayberry meets Harvard on top of a mountain (or a plateau as Sewanee folks know). "That place was so special. Those kids were so bright and they can party too! What a beautiful place, it is so Sewanee
by Sewanee Grad April 3, 2005
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Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.
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Girl 1: "ohh seweryn...he's always so nice to me, i'm hoping he never notices me blushing when he smiles...i wish he really knew how much i love him"
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