sexmanpenis

An exclamation that can take place of "wow" "holy crap" "wtf" or anything else of the like.

omgwtfbbq, What the SEXMANPENIS is up with the goatse man?

by Jesus, Slayer of Manshlongs November 21, 2004

Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.

Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.

by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004

semantics

The study of the meaning of words.

Often misused when quibbling about something someone said. In that context, the statement "That's only semantics" would be more aptly phrased as "You're just 'splitting hairs on word meanings."

Often used within the phrase "That's only semantics":
-- as a blanket repudiation of precise communication.

-- by persons advocating 'subjective feelings' over 'objective description' as a mainstay of communication.

The very concept of semantics is frequently disparaged by wishy-washy passive-aggressives who refuse to be accountable for their careless use of language or their deplorable lack of education.

Skater-boy was too lazy to choose his words carefully, unaware that without semantics, even his street drivel would be incomprehensible.

by wclay1 September 1, 2009

Seaman

A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.

Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.

by garkmilst January 19, 2009

Petrified Seman

Seman on a peice of clothing or towel that has dried up and is now crusted on to said objects.

I just found an old sock that is covered in petrified seman.

by Contazz March 6, 2010

Semanoff

The Russian word for "awesome"

"Those people aren't lame, they're 'Semanoffs'"

by Karena2408 June 20, 2008

semanticklish

One who revels in the folly of semantic play and gets mildly to extremely aroused when hearing dangling modifiers, innuendos, past participles or phrases like: "eats, shoots and leaves."

A cunning linguist often gets semanticklish when his innuendo reveals a smaller than average dangling modifier.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010