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Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023
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scurvy

adjective to describe something cool; nice-looking.
Dammmn bro your new whip is scurvy!!
by aliensrcool January 3, 2017
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SCURVY

To be lame or a L
Jerry is a scurvy ass nigga
by luuhkhris April 1, 2025
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The Scurvy Eye

The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.
The Scurvy eye Mark gave that girl looks like it really hurts!
by Heavy Hitters Club January 10, 2025
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scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.
max: bro how many girls have scurvy
nate: a ton i fuck everyone
by scurvytypeb May 25, 2022
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Scurvy

Someone who’s so salty it’ll be the death of them
Brian is so pissed he lost at pool. He’s scurvy as fuck
by Noelle Rocks January 4, 2024
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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