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Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023
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scurvy

adjective to describe something cool; nice-looking.
Dammmn bro your new whip is scurvy!!
by aliensrcool January 3, 2017
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scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.
max: bro how many girls have scurvy
nate: a ton i fuck everyone
by scurvytypeb May 25, 2022
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Scurvy

Someone who’s so salty it’ll be the death of them
Brian is so pissed he lost at pool. He’s scurvy as fuck
by Noelle Rocks January 4, 2024
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Scurvy’s Cure

A cocktail consisting of spiced rum (traditionally Captain Morgan’s) and orange juice in unmeasured quantities most would consider unsafe. Invented winter 2019 by some dumb college freshmen.
Scurvy’s Cure is such a good name for this cocktail I thought it was already a real thing for two whole weeks, until I learned my friend was the one who came up with it.
by ArrrMateyIveGotScurvyMeLads January 23, 2022
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SCURVY

To be lame or a L
Jerry is a scurvy ass nigga
by luuhkhris April 1, 2025
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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