scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

scruthers

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

by still/styll June 9, 2023

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Scrunchgrim

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.

You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.

by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014

scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place

When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.

by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005

Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272

*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf

by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019

Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019