scronch

A term used to describe a ginger person. Usually considered as an insult. Offensive in some countries.

"Oh my god look at that scronch!"
"Shut up scronch, your opinion counts for nothing"
"Now listen son, I dont care about your sexuality, whatever makes you happy, but if you marry a scronch I swear I will disown you and you will no longer be considered part of the family"

by Katie the Scronch March 4, 2005

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Scrotch

An awkward or uncomfortable moment, usually followed by a long silence. First coined by an illiterate individual named Dave who was trying to read the cover of my Lee Scratch Perry box set.

"Man, that time I walked in on my grandma naked sure was scrotch"

by rudezombie December 30, 2004

[scrotch]

a retributive act performed on the food of a rude fast food customer wherein the cook/employee smears the customer's burger around in their crotch before serving it up to them; may also connote the resulting deposit of pubic hairs on the burger; believed to be derived from the contraction of the words "smear" and "crotch"

"Yes, sir, please don't yell, I heard you, you wanted exactly one pickle, no mustard, some mayo, two pieces of cheese, and you want me to pick off all the seasame seeds from your bun, I will fix that right up for you..." The cashier turns to the cook and whispers assuredly in his hear "...scrotch'em..." The cook grins maliciously, yells "i got'em!" unbuckles his belt, and plunges the burger into the filthy abyss...moments later the sodomized burger appears on a tray, neatly boxed and complete with combo, exactly as the customer had ordered...or so they think..."come back'n see us now!" the cashier adds smugly with a wave as the disgruntled customer storms off with the food...what goes around comes around...

by gg.rub June 27, 2006

scrotchy

An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.

Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts

by turkeystuffer May 23, 2009

scronch

A type of tennis hit. Can be used as both a noun and a verb. A scronch occurs when one player hits the tennis ball such that it lands at the feet of an opposing player. The scronch hit causes the opposing player to scramble around trying to hit the ball back.

Due to their nature, a scronch is a very hard hit to return for novice players, and only those players highly skilled in the game of tennis can master both the scronch and the scronch-return. Oftentimes a novice player can perform scronches on accident, and gain an advantage over their opponent.

1. noun
Man, did you see that scronch i just hit? There was no way he could have returned that!

2. verb
Bystander: You lost to Mike in Tennis? How the fuck did that happen?
Player: I couldn't return any of his shots. That bastard kept scronching me.

by Scronch Master October 21, 2010

Scrotch

N: When one spills Scotch Whiskey on their groin area, the resulting stain is known as "Scrotch".

Mc: "That jerk bumped into me and I spilled my glass, I had Scrotch the rest of the party.

Mc: "That chick I was hitting on wouldn't go down on me because of my Scrotch"

by Naught Reel Nayme December 21, 2010