Screenshot

- (noun, verb): Similar to the action of a male ejaculating upon his partner's face (facial) but specifies that the recipient is wearing glasses during the act.

- (noun): "Dude, my girlfriend looks so hot in her new glasses. She decided she wanted a "study break" from her exams and I totally gave her a screenshot all over her new frames!"

- (verb): "God, you look so good in your new glasses! I'd totally screenshot the shit out of you right now!"

by CaterpillarScott April 23, 2013

Screenshot

incriminating evidence of one's stupidity.

Guy: I was born the same day as my birthday.
Other Guy: Now that's what I call a Screenshot.

by Salad_Dude September 16, 2018

A Screenshot

The sexual act of pressing one's forefinger against someone's temple whilst simultaneously pressing the other hand's forefinger firmly against their taint, imitating the sound of a camera shutter is optional but advised for dramatic effect.

I gave Jennifer a screenshot whilst she was riding me last night, the look of realization that appeared on her face as I made the shutter sound was priceless.

by CatInTheWind August 30, 2018

SCREENSHOT NYMPHO

He screenshots everything, I.E.- E-mails, texts, call logs, pictures of pictures, size color and consistency of their bowel movements.

He always has to be right and Psycho.

Andrea-OMG! you won't believe what he did again!
Dylan: What did he do?
Andrea: He took a screenshot of every conversation that we had for the last (5) years!
Dylan: OMG! He is such a screenshot Nympho!
Dylan: WOW!

by NINJA_SNIPER March 21, 2017

creamshot

A way that you can describe a complete moron.

What the hell is your problem you fucking creamshot.

by Dikembe Mutombo October 14, 2004

screamote

noun or verb. Completely capitalized text typed into an email, chat, messaging, or other online communication channel, usually to signify excitement or yelling.

Jim: I LOVE GREEN BEANS!
Bill: Great, Jim, but next time, no need to screamote it.

by Traziel September 22, 2007

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017