Scottishdave

A devilishly handsom Scotsman once presumed to be a student at both Coastal Carolina U. UNC-Charlote and Eastern Carolina U. Rumor has it that this mischievious south eastern party-go-er is not only a Scottish immigrant but may also be a United States Marine. Was once easily spotted running around the south east with a t-shirt bearing the name "Scottishdave" But is thought to have settled down and reside in eastern North Carolina.

-Hott Chick- "Did you see that gorgeous guy with the funny accent at the bar last night"

-Even Hotter chick- "Yeah, that was Scottishdave. I hear he is both pre-med and also a Marine, But nobody really knows.... Either way, i want to bone him bad "

by ctoasne June 19, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010

scottish curse

1) Having to fight off women from birth, all Scotsmen are born with this.
2) The Scotland National Team
3) Scottish Weather

1) "oh! plethora of naked women! please, one or two at a time! I can only fit one breast in my mouth at a time! wait your turn! theres enough of me to go around! oh damn this scottish curse"
2)
commentator: "AND KENNY MILLER MISSES ANOTHER SITTER!"
me: "aw for fucksake, scottish curse"
3) "pissin' of rain again, fuckin scottish curse"

by Zeb MacHaggis May 17, 2006

Scottish Rocks

The best basketball team in Scotland.

''What a pass from Singleton of the Scottish Rocks''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Scottish Time Machine

Noun: a technique whereby someone consumes a sufficient quantity of Scotch whiskey that they forget the events of the evening to the extent that they wake up the next day and feel as though they slept through the entire night.

"Joe you were nuts last night!"

"What did I do? I don't remember anything...."

"You insert crazy shenanigans!!!!"

Well I'm glad you remember, because I rode the Scottish Time Machine and can't remember anything after my fifth glass of Macallan."

by jdubs319 April 17, 2011

Scottish bandana

A sexual favor offered as a sign of appreciation to a newly arrived tourist from a foreign land.

Gretchen was so happy that William's band played in her remote hometown, she offered him a Scottish bandana.

by Chellacked March 13, 2015

scottish meat pie

During sex, accidentally disgorging one's bowels onto your partner - usually following anal stimulation

She was looking forward to an amorous experience with her new boyfriend and instead ended up the recipient of a Scottish meat pie.

by Rev Diet August 17, 2016