scocity

society, but spelled wrong

damit mikey you spelled it scocity again

by M1k3ym00d June 5, 2018

Scorchiy

A low life thief who steals his friends trust. He also steals from friends and family and even people he doesn't know. He is known to steal money from people, steal change from people who pays for his meal and when asked why he steals, he defends by saying that he comes from a low income family despite being able to afford all the latest gadgets. Eg. Airpods pro, Iphone, Waterpolo lessons which are very expensive.

Man 1: Oh no! All my money and belongings are missing!

Man 2: It must have been Scorchiys doing

Man 1: You right, you a homie.

Everyone: Scorchiy moment!

by ALoafOfAshes May 20, 2023

Man Scotch

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009

Scoach

a little bit or a small portion.

How much Vodka do you want? Just a scoach?

by Iron Chin December 11, 2010

Pork Scotch pizza

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.

Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.

by Lumpbag May 4, 2009

Pork Scotch friends

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

by Lumpbag August 15, 2009