schwag blasting

The procedure by which one gets high and remains high with schwag -- smoking continuously without any breaks.

We spent the entire evening schwag blasting arround the campfire.

by pj July 27, 2003

schwag

cool or awesome cool and sweet skittles with sprinkles on top!
also can be used in a bad way by calling somebody a schwag-bag!

good way:
*annika: dude, i have this uber cool danish!
*courtney: no, the uber schwag danish..of doom
bad way:
*courtney: wats up
*sum asshole: go fuck urself
*courtney: ur such a schwag bag!!!!!

by courtie December 03, 2004

Schwag Bag

A form of plastic bag frequently used for the sale of cheap marijuana. Characterized by the lack of a Ziploc-style seal, the closing of these bags involves licking. Often seen scattered sporadically in the homes of marijuana-smoking individuals.

"This schwag bag is filled with some ugly ass seeds, looks like you got some of that Bobby Brown"

by dr jackson September 14, 2009

schwag coma

1.The state of mind after smoking WAY to much schwag.

john has been looking at the tv for six hours. oh he must be in a schwag coma

by dixen nit December 05, 2009

Schwag Muck

Noun. Anything gross, disgusting or unwanted.

Build-up on or around toilets, drains, or mouths, Pond scum, caked on food, crusty excess, or corrosion. "I am so disgusted at the schwag muck that is around the toilet bowl". "I refuse to stick my hand in that scwag muck!"

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* February 01, 2013

schwag pussy

The most basic type of pussy you can get, easily found (bars, craigslist, the dessert section, buffets, etc.) Can't get pussy that's worse, unless you pay discount prices in the bad part of town. If it burns when you pee or your crotch itches, you probably had schwag pussy. Pussy you don't brag about.

Friend 1: Just go talk to that girl at the bar.
Friend 2: You go talk to her, that's schwag pussy. I don't smoke schwag weed, I don't fuck schwag pussy.

by Khalfrodo February 08, 2015

mexi-schwag

really cheap and low-grade marijuana. point of orgin is usually mexico.

damn, all i got to smoke is some of this mexi-schwag.

by vvaall March 09, 2007