santu

a coolest guy in the world!

I am santu

by yendukraa October 25, 2003

Ball Sactus

When a male shaves his testicles and afterwards neglects to shave them for an extended amount of time resulting in hair growth that becomes prickly (much like a miniature bulbous cactus) and pokes the testicles or inner thighs constantly in a painful manner.

"Bruce thought he was going to have intercourse last weekend and shaved his testicles on Friday before going out for the evening. It's now Thursday and he told me that he hasn't shaved his nuts since last Friday, he must have a seriously irritated ball sactus."

by Joe CBone March 11, 2007

Satti

Someone who is helpful, generous. a philanthropist.

I wish i was like satti

by BHaaa March 31, 2013

sattcriticism

Shutup and take the criticism. The opposite of sattc.

Kelly: You suck
Mary: D:
Kelly: Sattcriticism

by ><> Silverfish September 3, 2010

Sasturbation

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

Satsuma fart

A fart that makes you want a satsuma

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange

by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

Salturess

To commend or congratulate someone for an act of ingenious, but dubious actions.

"I totally salturess that guy. I mean he broke both of his legs in seven places, but his high wire unicycle act was pretty cool."

by PeachesTheDroog October 20, 2018