Snapple

Snuggling and napping at the same time.

I was trying to be really sweet with my girlfriend by telling her that I wanted to nap and snuggle but instead i said "I just want to snapple"

"hey baby, wanna snapple? ;) "
"i was wondering when you'd ask"

by snapplepros December 31, 2011

The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010

Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

by DVJ February 4, 2014

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Suppledump

Suppledump is directly caused by an incresed and often times excessively large intake of supplements mainly used while weightlifting, the dump comes out loose like diarrhea but has a higher nutritional value than other dumps. They often smell like whatever tabs/pills/powders you consume before your workout. You know you have it coming when about 3 hours after you lift your stomach starts bubbling and growling.

You almost ready to go?
Yeah lemme hit the toilet real fast I got a mean suppledump comin

by ZX10Racer86 November 6, 2010