Santa

One of the biggest hoaxes in human history.

Parent: You see, Johnny, there's a fat man who is somehow able to get down everyone's chimney and put stuff in their house in one night.
Kid: Wow!
Parent: Heh heh, sucker.

by Zorui December 26, 2003

Santa

A person that you see at the mall. If you want the Definition of real Santa see parents

Santa is me parents....I think.

by Mr.Guy December 26, 2004

Santa

Your parents.

"Santa got you some pretty fancy stuff this Christmas"

by alphabetsoupster January 19, 2009

Santa

A fat guy who wears fur coats, shiney black boots, and owns hundreds of thousands of slaves.

Santa is always drunk.
Santa is such a pimp.

by person yo-yo August 2, 2003

Santa

Isn't real. DEAL with it.

santa is a fat man in a red suit

by scarfaceking January 9, 2008

Santa

An unhealthily overweight man clad in red and fuzzy white garments who forces millions of Cambodian children to make toys. However, Santa is a racist and skips over Cambodia on his Christmas run. He uses 'elves' as a cover-up for his sweatshops.

Santa loves to put young children at work.

by Legend December 22, 2003

Santa

Oh my god!!!!! Has anyone noticed that Santa and Satan could be the SAME PERSON?! Seriously, look at the spellings.

Santa
Satan

by Anonymous August 16, 2003