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Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.
"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."
by What Didiwright November 3, 2023
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Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.
No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome
by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011
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Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021
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Sanford sauce

The discharge from a freshly catheterized penis.
That quadriplegic’s Sanford sauce tasted so good
by Quadcapable October 2, 2025
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Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
by Codysbitch March 9, 2021
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King of Sanford

by KING OF SANFORD OFFICIAL December 13, 2022
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Sanford

Handsome, tall, and strong , intelligent, and worldly man. Humble yet proud. Dedicated and involved in what he does. Perfect husband, "I think".
If I had to guess his name, it would be Sanford
by Zer0phawks November 1, 2022
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