Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.
Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.
Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.
by Info2go April 9, 2025

Leroy Sane is a winger sheltered in the Allianz Arena. By sheltered I mean that his fans and coaches will come up with all sorts of excuses to justify the fact that he hasn't been world-class since his Man City days.
Don't get me wrong, he'll statpad plenty in the first half of the season... but once the going gets tough, Sane gets ghosting. As such, you will be left dumbfounded as to how the same Leroy Sane who scored worldies in the UCL group stage could miss sitters in KO games when it actually matters.
Also known as the Ghost of Munich and Sadio Mane's punching bag.
Don't get me wrong, he'll statpad plenty in the first half of the season... but once the going gets tough, Sane gets ghosting. As such, you will be left dumbfounded as to how the same Leroy Sane who scored worldies in the UCL group stage could miss sitters in KO games when it actually matters.
Also known as the Ghost of Munich and Sadio Mane's punching bag.
"Why do you think Joe got fired when Kyle has been the one constantly underperforming at work?"
"Guess he just needed someone to blame. Kyle has been here for almost four years yet the boss keeps telling us to give him time to improve."
"I guess Kyle is the Leroy Sane of this business after all."
"Guess he just needed someone to blame. Kyle has been here for almost four years yet the boss keeps telling us to give him time to improve."
"I guess Kyle is the Leroy Sane of this business after all."
by CristianoMuller January 25, 2024

the opposite of talking about wanting to get in a fight or being like respect me mere mortals, trying to seem mentally stable to one of your actually mental stable friends.
by Aquatice March 19, 2022

by Wooliewoo November 22, 2021

Literally everything Jordan Peterson does is downstream from me calling the religious people insane and him a psychopath... And God a narcissistic psychopath.
Dr. Jeepjorp 🥺 "It's not a narcissistic psychopath-worshipping incest cult... 😭 It'S not A nArCiSsIsTiC pSyChOpAtH-WoRsHiPpInG iNcEsT cUuUuUuLt! 😡 IT'S NOT A NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOPATH WORSHIPPING INCEST CULT! I'm not stupid and crazy! I'm sane! Which is why I'm doing what I'm doing the the guy who made me cry!"
Hym "Yeah dawg. Totally. I'm the guy. Don't feel bad Jordan. I made the retard cry too! 'YoU dO kNoW wHaT iT's LiKe! 😭 Waaaaah!' Bahahahaha! I make everybody cry actually. So, you know, you're not special. I am. I literally created A.I. at a whim."
Hym "Yeah dawg. Totally. I'm the guy. Don't feel bad Jordan. I made the retard cry too! 'YoU dO kNoW wHaT iT's LiKe! 😭 Waaaaah!' Bahahahaha! I make everybody cry actually. So, you know, you're not special. I am. I literally created A.I. at a whim."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2024
