A passage in the Bible where David uses foreskin as a form of currency. David kills 200 Philistines and brings their foreskins to Saul to buy his first wife Michal (Saul's daughter). Saul had only asked for 100 foreskins, but David was feeling rather generous.
1 Samuel 18:25-27
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
Saul replied, "Say to David, 'The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.'" Saul's plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines. When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king's son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins and presented the full number to the king so that he might become the king's son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
(The New International Version)
by What is Fanbitch? June 21, 2006
Get the 1 Samuel 18:25-27 mug.Related Words
Samuek
• samuel
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Samuele
• samuel jackson
• samuela
• Samuel Adams
• Samuel Hayden
• Samuell
• sameeksha
1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.
"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."
by Maggy June 13, 2003
Get the Samuel L. Jackson mug.Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK
by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009
Get the Samuel L. Fucking Jackson mug.Samuela is a very beautiful person. She can be nice but when you do what she don't want she can be angry. She is very popular and known. Also she can speak very much. Many people don't like that.
Samuela shut up!
by Your Nickname January 2, 2017
Get the samuela mug.by Bchckgxktzkyzjgzjf, April 6, 2022
Get the Samuel Dimovski mug.Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.
by djmills046 October 9, 2009
Get the damp samuel mug.