free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.

I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.

by imlikeabear December 29, 2007

sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

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by Davemyster5 November 16, 2021

Urban Sampling

Surviving on meals collected entirely from free food samples.

A typical urban sampling route:

For lunch, pass through the olive and cheese sections at Gourmet Garage. Dinner at the Whole Foods pizza counter. FatWitch brownies from Chelsea Market and dark chocolate from Pure Dark for dessert.

by Courtney Scott February 28, 2009

aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies

?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass

by maya alle June 8, 2020

junior samples

One of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW

junior samples is one of the stars of the HEHAW TV SHOW

by i am a ruggraber July 29, 2008

DNA sample

1. after intercourse when a male removes his condom and places the partially semen covered tip of his penis in the woman/women/mens (applies to homosexuals also) mouth.

1. "after i banged her last night, i gave her a DNA sample"

2. (as a joke) "i gave your mom a DNA sample last night"

by kingoflb September 10, 2006