When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008
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Get the Samilar mug.when playing the drinking game of beirut (or beerpong for all you lame asses) when both teams go into overtime instead of filling the three cups with the same beer, each cup is filled with a different beer. this usually happens because a) you have ran out of one kind of beer b) you like having variety or c) you are so shitfaced that you just dont even realize that you and your partner are pouring different beers in the cups
After reaching overtime my partner, Animatronic, filled one cup with her Bud-Light Lime, and I filled the last two cups with Red Stripe and a Busch Light. We were in the mood for an overtime sampler.
by NeverTooDrunkToPlayBeerpong April 23, 2009
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Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.
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OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
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“The cheeky smiler that Carson was, he wore an evil grin as Ethan dropped a whole bucket of sauce on the floor.”
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After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum
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