hey.its.sam.wel

hey.its.sam.wel is a really cool person and i lvoe them to bits!!!!!! you should go follow them on tiktok because i said so. if you follow sam you are automatically cool and everyone will love you.

p.s you may aswell follow mitskisbffrealnotfake on tiktok 😊😊

"hey did you see hey.its.sam.wel's new tiktok?"
"no ew who is that"
"wtf go look rn"

by mitskisbffREAL!!notfake. May 26, 2022

Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.

"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM

by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011

Sam The Whale

A whale that migrated from Dubai to Los angels. And is known for being a fat whale with microscopic genitals. Sam The Whale could travel long distance to visit his family, But would rather travel with his friends. Sam The Whale is known for his unique sounds that intrigued females. Sam The Whale has many siblings, but his most favorite is Alex.

Sam The Whale’s unique sound is similar to a seal.

by Alex is awesome March 20, 2019

sam u well?

A question designed for people who enjoy annoying people and then filming their reactions.

1 " want to watch me destroy that person emotionally"
2 " idk bro, Sam u well? "

by HappyBdayGlouberman April 10, 2020

sam the willy watcher

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.

by jonesy9999999999999999999999 April 12, 2007

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

Sam and Will

the best couple and are in love. they are both very gayyyyyy .

Will: I love you Sam
Sam: okay when are we gonna to anal?
Sam and Will the perfect couple

by Your not weird ur cool September 9, 2021