salad fingers

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

by deek-you January 15, 2010

salad fingers

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

by deanus March 9, 2005

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

Salad Fingers

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018

Salad fingers

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023

Salat fingers

I dont know

Look at my salat fingers

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

saladfingered

To undertake a project as briefed only to be dragged into the office to get at various stages of work to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you, even though you did exactly as you were told.

Richard... can i see you in my office!... ''we have had comments from the golf club those changing benches you designed look like scaffolding poles!'' ''yeah i know, you told me to make them out of steel & gave me a budget of £3 so i asked the builders to knock them up out of the old scaffold... we saved £250!''''I am very disappointed Richard!'' ''Send Peter in when you see him, He's trying to extort 50p a mile out of me!''''Pete.. MD wants to see you.. youre gona get saladfingered!''

by R JS December 30, 2007