sahara sand storm

The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.

It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night

by Robat Ppob December 20, 2017

Boating in the Sahara

‘Boating in the Sahara’ is a popular euphemism for when skeevy little British teenagers go off to North Africa looking for sexual relations with older men

Cyril was discovering more about himself, and decided to go boating in the Sahara to find Mr. Right

by Le Chien de Plage September 14, 2023

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 08, 2024

SAHARA SOCK

When someone blow drys your asshole to the point of cracked dirt, and proceeds to fuck you senseless with his one eyed 12" rattle snake.

Damn Jeremy, i need a frozen steak after that sahara sock.

by WHOKNOWSYOU32 June 11, 2018

Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers

When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert

by Cuntypants February 12, 2020

Sahara Suckerfish

When a female (or male) eats the spiciest food around them, then performs oral sex

Samantha gave me the old Sahara Suckerfish and now it burns when I pee

by Hugh J ASS August 16, 2024

Sahara Slammer

The abrupt insertion of a giant veiny erect dong into a parched, desert-like, unwelcoming butthole.

Let's use some lube this time, I'm still recovering from that sahara slammer last tuesday.

by Sahara Slammer September 29, 2018