I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. 

Used when someone suggests doing something that is obviously dangerous and stupid.

"You should climb up it and jump off. Just remember to roll when you land."

"No thanks. I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake."

I'm not willing to sacrifice my life for a cupcake. by abart May 1, 2010

Toe Nail Sacrifice 

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

Toe Nail Sacrifice by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Brand of Sacrifice

A brand that is burned into the skin branding you as a sacrifice that will cause demons to hunt/haunt you during the night. The only options are dying like a 🐱 or getting ripped and swinging around a huge swo- large chunk of iron with sharp edges.

“Yo I got a brand last night…”

“The hell happened were you drunk?”
“No it’s a brand of sacrifice so-…hold up they’re here” *pulls out a huge fucking sword*
“wtf? Also there’s a weird looking horse coming”

Brand of Sacrifice by SirForce September 5, 2022

porn sacrifice 

To fool your girlfriend by hiding your tame wank mags in an easy place, to throw her off the scent of the barely legal hardcore stuff well hidden elsewhere.

My girlfriend found my fiestas hidden under the bed and threw them out.She'll never think to look for my Private collection though.I guess thats a good porn sacrifice.

porn sacrifice by Marc Bentley January 13, 2007

Shared Sacrifice 

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)

Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".

Shared Sacrifice by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010

whopper sacrifice 

When someone friends you on facebook or any other social networking site and you know they will never check if you are friends, so you accept the request so they think you are friends and then you go and delete them.

Named after a Burger King promotion that would give you a free whopper if you deleted 10 friends

This kid in my PE class that i've never talked to friended me so i whopper sacrificed him

whopper sacrifice by mjballer2311 February 14, 2009

commando's sacrifice 

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.

Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.

commando's sacrifice by Siriusbeatz July 17, 2013