Swizzle Stick

Urethral probe used for STD testing

The doctors thought the drip I had was chlamydia so they stuck the swizzle stick up my pee hole to find out

by let's play night crawlers July 21, 2016

swizzle stick

A person that starts a discussion on a volatile topic such as politics or religion, and then withdraws from the conversation. The phrase comes from using a swizzle stick to stir a drink and then pulling it out.

Hahaha. That Joe was such a swizzle stick today. He walked into the break room and asked us what we thought about the election and then walked out.

by ebaconjr February 25, 2009

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

swizzle turd

Perfectly swirled poop

Look! That dog just took a huge swizzle turd

by Lackadams May 2, 2018

swizzle shits

when someone is to drunk to make it to the bathroom and they end up shitting themselves

bro that guy is so drunk he shit himself before he made it to the bathroom-swizzle shits

by [e-mail] August 11, 2017

Swizzle Inn

a wonderful place in Bermuda with expensive ( but good ) food, Bermudians, and Rum Swizzle. The Rum Swizzle is an alcoholic beverage that is made out of; 1 shot of dark rum, equal parts of orange juice & pineapple juice, triple sec for color, and a few drops bitters. The theme of this great restaurant and bar is very casual, as people, tourists and locals have graffitied the wall with their names ( legally, the place allows you to do it) its fun to sit up and read the different names. The restaurant has two stories, one half of the lower and the up is designated for outdoor peoples. The food there is rather good, and the people there friendly. Swizzle Inn is a great place to go, if you ever visit the island of Bermuda

Bob: hey Joe, if i go to Bermuda, wheres the best place to get drunk, and get great food?

Joe: Swizzle Inn, foo

by onewhodies November 18, 2010

Swizzle Stick

A stick used for mixing, stirring, or blending.

I shoved my Swizzle Stick in her ass, and mixed that shit up!

by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016