castle swimmer

a webtoon :) its about a fish boy named siren who like the beacon who is a godly fish names kappa who fulfills your prophecies but he has to die

Me: castle swimmer rules!
random person who is about to make my day: yes

by Kaifwa October 5, 2020

swimmerproblems

Problems an amazing group of athletes sometime have with their sport. It's usually something to do with their coach, or appearance.

ie. awkward tan lines, hard sets, having no time of their own, not being able to seep in on weekends, never having enough food

"Hey man, can you come to the party tonight?"
"Sorry, I have practice."
"Yeah. You got swimmerproblems."

by live_the_chlorine_life February 5, 2014

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

swimmer

A person who trains rigrously almost everyday to reach their athletic potential. Rarely aren't found eating. Stick with their own kind like peanut butter on a pinecone. Love cold water, and waking up a 5:00 in the morning to practice for two hours and thirty minutes and still go to school afterwards. They don't all have big penises and not all of them are tan, but they are one damn sexy human being. Swimmers also tend to look squishy despite the standard six-pack. This is because they spend almost every day saturated in water. Thus making their flesh automatically glisten. Shaving parties occur often.

Shaving? Yes, swimmers shave everything.

by Ivey Welton April 1, 2008

Stanford Swimmer

Being fucked while unconscious behind a dumpster!

I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.

by Ronsconsin June 8, 2016

Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.

After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.

by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009

Swimmer

an overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. The guys are sick. They are ridiculous athletes and can not be compared to their pussy counterparts during the winter. Such as basketball, and wrestling. Swimmers are also known to appear to be on pot. They are lazy, always hungry, and sometimes have bloodshot eyes due to the chlorine. This is only due to the ridiculous amount of training. They are also really good in bed.

Hot Girl 1- Hey

Hot Girl 2- hey the other night i had amazing sex with a swimmer. He kept going and going
Hot Girl 1- Nice, im going to get laid by a swimmer now

by hnfdkjasj; May 17, 2009