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Stormy pissy asshole

For all the toxic fucking assholes on the internet
"Can you believe *this guy*?"

"Stop fucking yapping you immature Stormy pissy asshole"
Stormy pissy asshole by Skull47 January 3, 2026

Dark 'n Stormy

The greatest concoction known to mankind. Making the island of Bermuda famous, the Dark 'n Stormy is made up of Gosling's Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum, and Barritt's Bermuda Stone Ginger Beer. Any other rum or chaser strips this drink of its title. The drink is enjoyed best floating somewhere off of Bermuda's coast.
Ay don, this hur is dee-lishous. Vat is it?
Bie! das a Dark 'n Stormy!
Dark 'n Stormy by Bermuda Mike October 29, 2007

dark and stormy

An island cocktail served in a tall glass. Over ice add one part spiced rum, equal part ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge. Black Seal Rum or Pussers are fine choices.
A lush tropical breeze caressed my feet, lazily propped up on the railing separating the beach from the bar. Over my shoulder I winked at the bartender who soon brought me another Dark and Stormy.
dark and stormy by Cruble November 25, 2006

Dark & Stormy 

Official drink of Bermuda - Gosling Dark Rum and Ginger Beer - Fuks you up
Being face down in the sand, Paig-o and Bermuda sailing off into the sunset, 5 strong ones and you're shiiiiiiiifaced, fall on your spokes and brake your bike, invoking misconduct

it was a dark and stormy night 

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about
It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

dirty stormy 

The act of eating a stranger's jizz out of your girlfriend/wife cause it turns you on.
My girlfriend is getting fucked so I can have a Dirty Stormy tonight.