Sloppenheimer

After July 21 2023 when the hit film Oppenheimer came out, the film happen to show a sex scene between Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh. After seeing this the internet took to making jokes about it with a common phrase appearing, "Sloppenheimer." commonly used in one manner to produce the definition: When a girl gives a blowjob so well to the point where it could be described as Nuclear.

"Shorty givin bomb head I call her Sloppenheimer"

by Narwhal9908 July 23, 2023

job stopper

A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...

Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."

by Ralph March 23, 2005

Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

Chime Stopper

Someone who will not accept any form of chiming (interupting one's conversation). These extraverted people tend to publicly shame and embarrass the chimer or chimees (as they are collectively known) as they have no fear of interupting other peoples conversations due to their elite status.

Boy 1 : "What's your favourite movie?"
Girl 1 : "Um... -"

*Before Girl 1 can answer Boy 2 runs up and yells "Wayne's World!"

Boy 1 then goes on to say to Boy 2 and everyone in close proximity : "F*** you, you little ass-cock, I saw your tiny pin in the change rooms... only after I pulled out my telescope! if you ever cut me off like that again, i'll publish your, little, secret in the school paper, piss off!"

*Boy 2 scampers of in tears

Girl 1 : "Wow, your a great chime stopper!"

by niveartline January 24, 2009

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004

.exe has stopped working

Often used after a name when someone says/does something SUPER embarrassing or just SO STUPID you can't comprehend it.

Also used on funny pictures of people or animals looking super confused or doing something they normally wouldn't do, like they glitched.

human.exe has stopped working

by XxSil March 17, 2017

Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.

We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.

by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004