phallic splendor

the manifest glory exhibited by prominent male reproductive organs

The entire crowd was awestruck by the speaker's phallic splendor.

by Keyboard Inseminator April 10, 2004

splendicity

When writing a paper, it is the point when you break through all writing barriers and words begin to flow through your mind and onto paper. At this point, writing your paper becomes very easy and the end of the document seems to approach rapidly.

Writing this paper for history class was so difficult until I reached literary splendicity, now I will be done in no time!

by M Ski April 13, 2008

Splendinitis

Splendid- wonder or joy

Itis- inflamation of

Splendinitis- the inflamation of wonder or joy

When i am with the SUPERGROUP of friends I often feel splendinitis.

by Fritzy Pants July 7, 2011

spleclination

Spiders or the force

How does a panda hold bamboo shoots without thumbs? Must be spleclination.

by Rennar September 4, 2017

Splenda Baby

Looks like sugar, tastes like sugar, but is "sugar" free.

Takes gifts and money and gives little or nothing in return.

Bought that bitch a Gucci purse and a pony and didn't even get a goodnight kiss. What a damn Splenda Baby!

by m2dirty September 13, 2011

Splenda

Artificial sweetener. The packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.

Barista: Would you like some Splenda in your latte?

Customer: No! I freaking hate Splenda! It tastes like pencils! Why are you putting pencils in my latte?

by huntbastianist1 April 17, 2013

splee

a squeel of exitement

You just won one million dollars!!!!
splee!!

by redguardian December 11, 2008