Mom: oh my goodness, that's the biggest spider I've ever seen.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.
Me: *packed bags* Fuck it, I'm going to dad's house.
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
Get the Spider mug."All spiders can block flyers.
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."
-jon becker
All spiders have some green in them.
Unless they are nifty artifact mecha-spiders.
All spiders have toughness greater than their power. Their power is at least 1.
All spiders should cost five or less. And if it's cost is five, the spider should be ridiculous. Four, really, seems like it should be market price for a solid spider, and three for a pretty good one. But definitely not more than five.
All spiders will make the cut in your sealed deck, assuming you are playing Green.
All spiders have the creature type - spider."
-jon becker
Whiplash Spider
by JVL -boab April 20, 2011
Get the Spider mug.1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.
2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!
Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
by kefeinberger November 23, 2014
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Get the Spider mug.A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.
Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
by Continuum muunitnoC August 26, 2008
Get the Spider mug.A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal.
by ZOMG September 2, 2005
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