night soil

"night soil": a phrase meaning to soil ones self with faceal matter from the anus.

"Bad news..........just night soiled myself"
"anyone got some Charmin Double Velvet, I appear to be in the unfortuante position of having night soiled my panties"

by Tom Gummer November 10, 2004

floor soil

When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.

Dude... We've been floor soiled!!!! This suxxxx.

by smack_attack November 26, 2010

chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Home soil

When you need a shit but you don't want to drop it at your buddy's house or out in the wild. You'd much prefer to get back to the comfort of your own toilet for a nice home soil.

Craig: "Dude, you left super early this morning I didn't even see you go."

Steve: "Yeah I needed a home soil man, your toilet's nasty af."

by Kimotabraxas June 6, 2021

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

tills the soil

Another phrase of: hoe
Hoe; a bitch who dates a lot of dudes (less derogatory than slut)

Guy 1: Bro Kim K is so innocent. She def waited till marriage.
Guy 2: Bro are you being fr? She definitely tills the soil if you know what I mean. How do you think she got famous?

by Weird defined February 16, 2023

Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019