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Sofa time

Time spent usually in company on the sofa relaxing, chatting, chilling out ... but the time could be spent alone.
Hey Bob, shall we just chill and have some sofa time watching a video?
by songthrush February 10, 2012
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Sofatosed

The practice of being seemingly transfixed to the sofa as a result of tiredness from overworking, overplaying or being just plain darn lazy.
Sorry I cannot possibly come to the door/answer the phone/make tea as am currently sofatosed.
by The Real Lady-Foxtrot January 13, 2013
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sofist

A person that uses complicated arguments to win an argument.

Verb: Sofistry
Sofistry : 'But muuuuuum if I don't go to Emily's house then I will feel lonely and then I'll runaway and never come home and if I am never at home I won't ever be here for family nights on Friday nights anyway! So you should just let me go tonight and I'll only miss one Friday night, not all of them. '
by moderndaymoi October 15, 2015
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Soash

When two men or two women both enter separate bathroom stalls next to one another and have a general conversation about life. It's never about the situation of partaking in a soash or the shitting itself... just a generalized conversation.
This is mostly done among high school students at a set time, during class, never at breaks as you need your privacy when soashing. Although soashing is usually planned it can occur randomly with a friend you just happen to meet while taking a shit.
Dude Bro 1: Hey bro, 11:30 soash?

Dude Bro 2: You know it!
by Rizer Rizzle December 21, 2018
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Sofa Knee

A Higher form of Being Funny...
A 'Funny' way to say your "so funny"
Ex. loser, dork, blonde moment, bad joke.

Ex. "Dag, yo! I am Sofa Knee!"
I am Sofa Knee
You are sofa knee..Not!!!
by Texas Toad February 9, 2009
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iam sofa king we todd it

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!
by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006
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Chinga tu sofa

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'
Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"
by Minnizzle November 1, 2006
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